A comic about life, love, death, and Björk, in about three colors.
Look, I know you want tobe an English teacher,but I think you shouldreally consider being adirector. You love filmand you know film. I'mjust saying... Um... What's my motivation, again? U-N-C-E-R-T-A-I-N-T-Y. Your motivation isuncertainty. Oh look, it's Schrödinger'sOctopus. Is it alive? Is it dead? Is it undead?I don't know. In fact, I'm uncertain!

The Mollusk


It’s true. I love film. I’ve wasted my life on the medium. I know the history, but I also know the technical aspects: things like lighting, editing, corporeal special effects.

But I don’t want to make films.

Films don’t have to cost a trillion dollars. JMM made Superstarlet A.D. for just $16K, and it’s gorgeous. But these days, theatres are controlled by multinational chains and are part of the Hollywood conspiracy. Such lo-fi art would never be screened.

Anything I’d want to make would be destined to obscurity. I don’t care about the money, but the marketing’s a bitch.

Besides which, I’ve found that fun things are only fun until they become a job.

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