Walking Tall

2007-10-01
« Gibbons: nature's undisputed masters of brachiation… That is, until I humbly evolved. By inverting my posture, increased blood flow to the brain swells my genius to near godlike omniscience. Ah, but now you'll never be able to wear a hat without it falling off. Cute girls will laugh at you. But hey, best of luck, my hairless cousin.