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Omega Code

2008-03-09

Programming is a dangerous occupation, as any code monkey will tell you. It re-wires your brain and causes a fair bit of confusion when attempting a real-life endeavor.

For instance if I go to fold my clothes, say, the first thought that crosses my mind is $clothes = array();.

Even static languages, like CSS, cause trouble. After working on skinning an install of WordPress, I often attempt to apply float: left; to my coffee cup in an attempt to better organize my desk.

This, if you were wondering, is why I do not play modern video games.

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