You know, I sure am glad the Bush administration decided to make us all safer by enacting strict controls on the use of pseudoephedrines in pharmaceuticals. I know I feel safe and happy knowing that the illegal drug trade has been stopped right in its tracks!
Well, I’m feeling safe and happy when I am not crippled with the sensation that bonobos are wildly fucking each other inside my skull.
But I digress.
When I was in California I had cheap and easy access to Ecstasy, which did the trick and then some. Unfortunately, I haven’t yet teamed up with Bonanza Jellybean in my desert hideaway so I may have to pull out the drill.