Kevin has a problem. Well, he has several problems, surely, but the one of interest to this comic is his obsession with Peanuts, and I don't mean the lovable legumes.
Every time a holiday rolls around, he grabs his collection of Peanuts animated specials and proceeds to watch them, all of them, over and over like a bumbling child.
Poor Cynthia has to feign interest like a parent, being driven slowly, systematically further and further away from sanity.
He tried to get me in on the act, watching the specials, but I refused.
Thus concluded our friendship.