Kevin has a problem. Well, he has several problems, surely, but the one of interest to this comic is his obsession with Peanuts, and I don't mean the lovable legumes.

Every time a holiday rolls around, he grabs his collection of Peanuts animated specials and proceeds to watch them, all of them, over and over like a bumbling child.

Poor Cynthia has to feign interest like a parent, being driven slowly, systematically further and further away from sanity.

He tried to get me in on the act, watching the specials, but I refused.

Thus concluded our friendship.