Don't get me wrong, Kevin is open-minded. It's just, well, he's lived most of his life in Orlando, Florida. As such, there's so much he just hasn't experienced.
He's currently in grad school in Atlanta, Georgia. Not a huge improvement, but at least they have seasons. At least the boy can go sledding.
Upon graduation he's going to move to Chicago, which reminds me, I should probably warn him not to eat the black snow. Hmmm…