The God Delusion 3
It's always good to have a joke with multiple punchlines, giving you the opportunity to adapt it to the audience.
What did Noah say to the Tylosaurus?
--Don't go eating all the polycotylids.
--Sorry sir, your junior synonym is already aboard.
--Tetrapod or no, you can swim this storm out with the rest of the intelligently designed marine fauna.
Always guaranteed a laugh…