"Zombie" is not only fun, but educational. If, heaven forbid, the dead begin to walk the earth and you should perish before your pooch, you can rest (well…) assured it will survive A-OK.
It goes like this: pretend you're a zombie. And by zombie, I mean of course a Romero-style creeper. If you are mimicking the "we can fly planes" Italian zombies or running around like the contemporary nonsense being passed off as zombies, you're really just playing "chase".
- Eye your food (i.e. dog).
- Stumble slowly toward it, dragging a limp leg behind.
Hours of fun, guaranteed.