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Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood


This. Movie. Sucks. Even by the admittedly low standards of the series. Yeah. Haha. Although I do have one fond memory of the film, not that it is actually part of the film, per se:

A decade or so ago, a cable station ran a Friday the 13th marathon, showing all eight of the Paramount features. Each commercial break featured the hosts dressed as beatniks, one reading monotonously from the current film’s script, and one miming the actions dictated.

One of the sillier deaths in the series occurs in The New Blood: Jason stumbles upon a slutty teenager still in her sleeping bag and picks it up, walks over to a tree, and swings it like a baseball bat.

Anyhoo, this death marked a commercial break during the marathon and was hysterically recreated by the hosts.

I would love to see those segments again, but I have never found them, nor anyone that even remembers seeing them.


Pull This Thread:

  1. Friday the 13th
  2. Friday the 13th Part 2
  3. Friday the 13th Part 3-D
  4. Friday the 13th Part IV: The Final Chapter
  5. Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning
  6. Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
  7. Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood
  8. Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
  9. Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday
  10. Jason X
  11. Freddy VS Jason
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