Alright. I admit it. I downloaded my copy of Jason X. It is the only Friday the 13th movie I do not own on DVD, and quite frankly it is so terrible I’ve never considered purchasing it. Excuses, excuses, I know. My actions have helped support terrorism. I’m sorry.
But MPAA, you may rest easy with the knowledge I do not speak Czech and thus am unable to profit from my illicitly procured copy of New Line’s copyrighted and trademarked work. In fact quite the opposite; I am out the 700MB of disk space the file requires.