The other day I was out shopping for a kiddie pool for the dogs. The store only carried the inflatable kind so I bought Scrabble instead. Scrabble is without a doubt my favorite board game but it has been a long time since anyone has agreed to play with me.
[enter Tiffany]
So anyway, yeah, I now own a Scrabble set and Tiffany and I have sat down to play it a few times. Unfortunately for me, it has apparently been too long since I've looked at a paper dictionary and I've forgotten they don't include words like uno and browser and shithead, a fact Tiffany is well aware of and quick to act on.
I used a double-letter spot, so Tiffany's pedantic challenge cost me four points.
Bitch.