Zombie Lake

Once upon a time, a small (Italian?) village rises up against the Third Reich (all six of them), and dumps their bodies in the local lake to prevent their discovery when reinforcements arrive.

World War II has since ended, and life has returned more or less to normal for the village. Unfortunately, when full-frontal nudity leads to skinny dipping, Nazi zombies rise from their watery graves to eat the living.

Sounds amazing, right? I know. I thought the same thing… until I watched it.

I cannot for the life of me figure out how they fucked it up so bad. SO BAD! Even by the non-standards of Italian horror, this is awful. Awful, awful, awful.

Anyway, it is now my life's mission to make sure the viewing public is not mistakenly subjected to Zombie Lake.