Coffy

Ain't coffee grand? Other than water, it's the only beverage I drink these days.

And yet, despite my generous two-pot-per-day contributions, the United States ranks a pathetic 25th place in the WorldAtlas rankings, averaging just 9.26 pounds per day.

As a nation, we have to do better to fight against the Big Energy lobby. It's time to slay the Monster and make this country woke again.