My sister asked us the other day, "If you could go on a date with any fictional character, who would you choose?"

It's a tough question.

My first thought was, Does Björk count?

My second thought was, Well, if it's just one date, Tank Girl would be a blast.

Then I remembered Tramp. He's got connections all over town. A date with him would be like Before Sunrise, but fuzzier.

Definitely Tramp.