I was waxing arcane with a coworker once when she asked me, "How exactly do you talk to cute girls?"
I thought about it for a moment and answered, "Depends on the girl."
Then I thought about it some more and realized that probably wasn't true.
Curiosity is my blessing and it is my curse.
As for mistaken assumptions about Caesar salads, I am reminded of a story that has nothing to do with Caesar or gastronomy: A student once approached a philosopher, and enthusiastically proclaimed, "How stupid people must have been, thinking the sun went around the earth!" The philosopher stoically nodded and said, "Perhaps. But I wonder what it would look like if the sun did go around the earth."
Fuck salads.