The Children's Hour

2007-10-31

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Uh oh. Egad! Is it Hallowe'en already? I hate this. Why don't I live in a bad neighborhood? Stupid kids in their stupid costumes eating stupid candy… We saw the lights, jackass. We know you're home! Yeah! We're not leaving until you give us some candy!

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I don't hate Hallowe'en.

I'm just not particularly fond of kids.

Or candy.

And I'm too lazy to carve pumpkins.

Perhaps I'd be more enthusiastic if it were a holiday in which beautiful women dropped by to have a cup of coffee and watch movies.

Hmmm…

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