Unfortunately adding music to my collection has a progressively diminutive effect on the prominence of Kenny Loggins. Right now it is about 1:500. To reduce this to 1:1000, my library needs 35,000 songs. At an average of 13.85138 songs per album, I'd need to purchase an additional 1584.82403 albums.
Sigh.
At least I've made it through the day without Return to Pooh Corner popping up.