So Tiffany, I says, have you seen any of the Friday the 13th movies?
Why no, she says.
WHAT?!
Luckily, those films are apparently worthless now. I was able to pick up the Paramount box set (1-8) on Amazon for $20. So we're gonna set in for a marathon. And so are you, unwitting reader. That's right, each movie will get its own strip.
Lazy? Or genius?